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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:24
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why are white women so hard to date?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY FOR BERTONE’S GOLDEN PRAGUE PUSH - ifsc-climbing.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...